LOL, I knew that headline would get your attention!!
Now that I have it, let me show you an all-purpose card I dashed together this weekend for you.
The cute dotted paper from which I cut a kite-shape is from my favorite Nikki Sivils line, "We Are Family." The sentiment ("A Very Happy Day!") is also from that paper, though I cut the scallops above the text. I used marker to draw the flag crossbow.
While I stitched around the perimeter using my sewing machine, I also made a curvy tail for the flag. It just didn't pop, so I added a bit of twine atop, and tied knotted snips of grosgrain ribbons along it. Mounted on a solid deep red paper and glued to a card. Tah-dahhhh, done!
Hope you're having a good Wednesday! Go fly a kite!!